Hey Fuckos! I’m not sure what Fuckos are around yet….I guess none. Hoo boy!

Anyway, hi there for whoever is present. I’m Bill and this is my writey thing about being a capital D Dad. Welcome! Thanks for coming by, grab a chair , have some fucking cheese, arghgg…..

Who the fuck am I? Good question! I’m not sure I really know right now. Here’s what I know: I work as an ops manager at a catering company, I am a husband ( who is maybe 86% sure he really loves his wife) , I am a dad. I like punk rock and metal, I like the trashiest horror flicks around, I like comics, I like to cook, and I like cocktails. What the fuck else do you want from me?

I think from this blog I want to chronicle the trials and tribulations (seriously?) of daddom. With a little bit of marriage woes in the periphery. Maybe some work stuff…some cocktail recipes…I don’t know a little dance, Jesus!

At the very least I’ll try to put up some sexy food pics and some cute kid pics. Let’s get through this terrible fucking adventure of life together. Sigh……..